by ZEDEDED January 11, 2011
Get the blackberry stare mug.The moment when your brain starts to create flashes of light from your BlackBerry device, fooling you into thinking you have a text or BBM, when in reality, you have none, and are having withdrawal symptoms.
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
Ben: Did my phone just flash?
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
by HoOlHu December 11, 2011
Get the blackberry illusion mug.The period of time needed to cast your eye over your Blackberry in order to see if you have mail etc.
Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
by Dan_the_01 May 5, 2011
Get the Blackberry Stare mug.The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
by flamewar November 13, 2011
Get the Blackberry Halftime mug.One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.
Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"
IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
by CAJONES5 June 12, 2010
Get the Blackberry Ratard mug.The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.
by Loony2nz July 2, 2008
Get the BlackBerry Prayer mug.RIM, famous for their email and calendar offerings answer to the Apple iPad.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.
Average Joe: Hey cool, is that an iPad?
Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook
Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it
Playbook Owner: FML
Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook
Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it
Playbook Owner: FML
by manbearpig2011 April 14, 2011
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