Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

Lady Birding

The act of jumping out of a moving car. Referenced from the opening scene of Greta Grewig's 2017 directorial debut, Lady Bird, where Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson jumps out of a moving car during an argument with her mother.

"Argument between friends in a car"
You: I can't do this anymore, I'm lady birding myself."

by ew_it's_whalers February 8, 2024

Mama Birding

After ejaculating on your partner, you slurp up your cum and feed it to them with your own mouth.

"She said I could finish wherever I wanted, so I decided to give her a Mama Birding!"

by npc133 February 12, 2024

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Baby Birding The Meat

When you gag on Daddy's Cock and someone else takes over but they can still taste the vomit

Last night I took two girls home from the bar and they were Baby Birding the meat all night long

by OneTwoThreeSoxNine March 31, 2026

Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

by Party Barbie October 16, 2025