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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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bellenderous

Bad. Bell-end-like.
"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"
by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011
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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Bellend

Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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bellend

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked
by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019
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Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
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