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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
mugGet the nee message jarra bellendmug.

bellenderous

Bad. Bell-end-like.
"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"
by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011
mugGet the bellenderousmug.

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.
Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.
by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024
mugGet the Power bellendmug.

Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
mugGet the Bellendmug.

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
mugGet the International Bellend Daymug.

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"
Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024
mugGet the bellendmug.

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