Assime

/assˈi me/
To make a decision or form an opinion without any factual basis and take full responsibility and accept all the blame for the disastrous repercussions it is almost certain to cause.

I assime no one will even notice that I forgot to wear clothes to work today.

Did you just assime it was safe to eat the fury green burrito you found behind the dumpster in the alley?

by Randy Trucker March 16, 2026

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