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staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
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The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth
I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples
by ooddolwn April 19, 2020
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Stapled

Man u got stapled unlucky
by Anonionymous March 31, 2017
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harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring
wow that guy is such a harry staples.
by JRE3007 May 31, 2017
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Staples

An arrogant bafoon that has no real world context of actionable solutions, however can speak and regurgitate the appropriate buzz words to give confidence to a ill-informed audience
Staples is killing my vision !!
by Herc12 November 17, 2021
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giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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