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Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?
by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011
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cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.
Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!
by Alicia Jalinski July 8, 2007
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cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.
Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.
by GoodGoode January 2, 2010
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cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.
{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.
by Dodqe September 24, 2010
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Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
by Doggysoft August 20, 2006
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she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song
puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi
by ChessRaven42 May 3, 2020
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