The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.
by blastStu November 07, 2007
A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
by Lockdown91 May 21, 2007
A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
by snizzery July 16, 2008
The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 19, 2010
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 14, 2003
''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
by meeme master November 05, 2017
by Adrian Jarvis September 18, 2003