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What do you needi know?

Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.

In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.

Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.
(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"

*referring to sexual intercourse

Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"

Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"
by Mr. Wadonkulous December 4, 2009
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i have leukemia
I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?
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.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
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NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022
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Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
by I Like To Define Words January 29, 2022
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