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You Understand Me?

A USMC drill instructor's favorite phrase to add onto every single sentence. It is extremely annoying. Drill Instructors must be taught to say this to recruits to annoy them because ALL OF THEM do it.
Drill Instructor: "We are stepping off to chow in two minutes, you understand me? Don't be the one that isn't done making their rack by then, you understand me? I will slay you if you are fucked up in any way once you walk out that hatch, you understand me?!"
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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you lovefooled me

someone who is madly in love with someone who does not love them back
girl: you lovefooled me
boy: I'm sorry
girl; : don't be

boy: why not?
girl: because I fell for you without your permission
by queendazzler February 15, 2017
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Are you fagging me?

A way of expressing disbelief/anger while also insulting someone because they're a bitch. Can be used as a casual way of insulting your half-retarded friend while not actually insulting them. It's basically a real chill way of calling your friend a faggot.

When you say "are you fagging me?" your just saying "are you kidding me?" while also calling someone a faggot.
Mark: "Yo sorry bro I just accidentally sat on all your Juul pods. I think I crushed them, my bad."
Kyle: "Fuck bro! Are you fagging me?"
by The dickdog February 24, 2021
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Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
by Kateebby October 9, 2008
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are you shitting me

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .
by that bxtch April 17, 2009
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are you watching me

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."
by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019
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You tell me

I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you.
Pottsy says:
what happened last weekend?
Ed says:
You tell me
by Lord Kimber December 14, 2008
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