that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
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Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
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Get the truman mug.Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair who shows up with a 6 pack, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.
The Truman Show is different than what you would think it would be. It's not meant to be funny, but it's also not a sad movie either. It's kind of like a part of hell, a slice of hell taken from the rest of hell broke loose.
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Get the Truman mug.The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
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