weiner kid 

A wussy, mama's boy, thumbsucker. Someone who's a teacher's pet, tells his parents and teachers on other kids, wets his bed, sleeps with his parents, etc.

Look at that kid. His mom just dropped him off at school and gave him a big sloppy kiss. What a weiner kid!

weiner kid by m00kus1 July 19, 2009

Weiner Sniper 

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

Weiner Sniper by ToadH January 1, 2010

Weiner Withdrawl 

When a lady hasn't gotten laid in so long, she begins to go bat shit crazy because she so desperately needs the D. In other words-hurtin for a squirtin.

Damn, son.. she be going through some mad weiner withdrawls. She needs to get some before I give it to her.

Weiner Withdrawl by Wahwahweewah October 25, 2013

weiner sweats 

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

weiner sweats by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Weiner Connoisseur

1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.

Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.

Weiner Connoisseur by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

Weiner Wearer by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

weiner bomb 

when a man is getting head and lets loose a stinky fart that it makes the other person pass out.

Joey B. was getting a blowjob from a sailor he then weiner bomb the sailor and had his way with him (raw dawg in the butt no lube). the sailor woke up and Joey insisted on cuddling.

It was also an over weight sailor.

weiner bomb by bowelboy February 25, 2008