jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

weiner barns

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...

I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!

by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010

Weiner Chili

Fecal matter left on your dick after anal sex.

I just got done having hot anal sex. Would anybody like some weiner chili? Gross, John.

by TexasWeinerSauce July 18, 2010

Weinering the Schnitzel

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.

“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”

by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018

weiner-punch

A strong punch to the weiner. Usually quick and forceful.

Guy1: He took my lunch money!
Guy2: Don't worry I'll give him a weiner-punch.

by Dixy Normis May 6, 2008

Anthony Weiner

To implode spectacularly on the public stage through exposure of surreptitious activity, especially through creeping on the Internet.

Pundit: "That Congressman really pulled an Anthony Weiner, didn't he?"

by arlingtonrap December 9, 2011