Don't Watch That

Urban slang for don't worry

"oi cuz wen u guna buy that game"
" don't watch that bruv im on the case"

by BlazinShazz December 27, 2007

whale watching

The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.

"Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"

by Mr. Rich July 13, 2006

Watch it for the plot

A phrase that is usually used to reply to a question or a sentence that involves a guilty pleasure.

Alex: "Hey Hank, you heard of the show Boku No Pico right?"

Hank: "O- oh yea, I've seen it before..."

Alex: "What, you're gross why would you watch it?"

Hank: "I watch it for the plot..."

by Taihou March 11, 2015

Chav Watching

To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.

To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.

Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).

A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.

Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!

by monkey hangers mate March 11, 2009

dont watch that

positive re-enforcement which draws attention to more pressing issues at hand.
Derivative of Jamaican patois 'nuh badda watch dat'.

Girl 1: I can't come to the party cos I haven't any new clothes.
Girl 2: Don't watch dat sistren, u know the dance will be heavy

by Kenny Dust September 9, 2004

feds watching

A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.

"Ay man can you hook a brotha up with a car?"
"Nah bro, the feds watching"

by scarfacemontana July 21, 2014

Watch spring

A piece of hair belonging to a black man, in the likeness of a watch-spring.

Tyrone, clean up your watch springs after picking your 'fro. They look like tumbleweeds in the wind.

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010