The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 16, 2015
Get the vintage douche bagmug. When a woman puts on nail polish and doesn't bother removing it or adding to it making it look worn out and bad.
she went out the other night with her boyfriend and hasn't replaced it, yeah she totally has vintage nail polish!
by murninman March 18, 2011
Get the Vintage Nail Polishmug. A place that has a great Track, Football, and Soccer team. It is way better than Napa High School. If you disagree you probably go to Napa High School
by Some kid who knows words April 11, 2019
Get the Vintage High Schoolmug. No longer available in store, more than 20 years old means it is vintage, deadstock means no longer available, could be 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, Y2K
by tashiim September 29, 2020
Get the vintage deadstockmug. A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".
My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3
by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014
Get the vintage cheesemug. The Boots That Ended All Of Dignity In Paul's World.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.
They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.
They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.
by Evan Cisneros March 10, 2008
Get the 1980s Vintage Heelsmug. 1. (Noun) A physically-attractive woman of Caucasian descent and wealthy financial background;
2. (Adj.) Of or bearing the classical physical likeness and/or elegance to legendary actress Grace Kelly;
3. (Adj.) A person with classical fashion proclivities such as pleated sleeve seams and cuffs (e.g. Vintage White Pussy Bow blouse)
2. (Adj.) Of or bearing the classical physical likeness and/or elegance to legendary actress Grace Kelly;
3. (Adj.) A person with classical fashion proclivities such as pleated sleeve seams and cuffs (e.g. Vintage White Pussy Bow blouse)
1. Legendary actress and Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly was vintage white pussy ("VWP").
2 or 3. That woman is VWP!
2 or 3. That woman is VWP!
by RXS1971 April 16, 2011
Get the Vintage White Pussy ("VWP")mug.