Caid Vance

A dick head that thinks he has sex with females. Basically a Kyle but not just drinks Monster but also drinks 10 Mills of his mum's white wine. He runs a Instagram and thinks he is famous

Me: Do you drink
Caid Vance: Yeah mate I also have sex with people
Me: woah

by Roberteesjfnnehd December 18, 2019

AJ Vance

Ginger headed fuck with an extra chromosome

See that redheaded headed stepchild that’s AJ Vance

by AJ Vance August 3, 2020

Ray Vance

No good volleyball player who drives a kia ria and has crooked fingers

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

sweaty vance

the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet

"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."

by Sparkz867 December 28, 2006

Dirty Vance

When a gay man has a orgasm but when this happens his body does a little dance

" I did a Dirty Vance with Bob last night and he thought I was weird"

by Payne123789vg April 22, 2020

cassie vance

a nasty dike who like getting tag teamed by fat low life hillbillys and loves getting cracked out and eating out girls thinks shes a man she looks acts and desses like a man she cant stay off the meth she loves the coke also shes so loose its nasty she is just a nasty losse dike (eeww)

hey did can you smell that guy over there..fish thats nasty
thats not a guy thats cassie vance
oh shit thats one nasty dike
yeah i heard shes realy losse

me too
yeah

did you also hear that she loves pussy

yeah what a nasty SKANK
yeah no shit

by KCUFuoy March 6, 2010

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie May 23, 2007