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Unfortunantawintally

I went out to get my paper today. And unfortunantawintally it started raining and I was wearing shorts.
by Redbday June 16, 2010
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unfortunanting

A verb meaning to make an event, a person or a pattern of behaviour unfortunate.
Also used retrospectively, in the form unfortunanted, when an event occurs at the worst possible moment.
go away, your unfortunanting this game!

well, that was unfortunated.
by a totally reliable source August 20, 2011
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unfortunary

Inclined to be poor; With poor luck
Bill lived in an unfortunary neighborhood everywhere he lived.
by Andrew U June 24, 2005
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unfortunategames

look at that unfortunategames
by deffintlynotmilesperry January 30, 2023
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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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unfortunated

this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.
bb17: unfortunated is not a word!

me: yes the fuck it is because i made it up
by Bb17hater February 7, 2025
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