greasy taco

naughty boy

"look at that greasy taco- oh wait its just naughty boy"

by assholesrus May 8, 2015

You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"

"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch

by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011

Taco Bell

A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.

Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.

by Rave Dot Buts July 11, 2009

Taco Swipe

The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.

Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then

by fuckyouiwillusemyrealname December 5, 2010

Tacoism

A religion in which you are a taco and you believe in the big taco

I pray everynight before bed to the big taco so my religion is Tacoism.

by tacotacotaco111 July 13, 2016

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022