Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

turtleneck overflow

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.

Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.

by Cejei October 5, 2016

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018