tuba fupa

A fupa so fatty you can play the tuba with it.

"Man, look at that girls tuba fupa, shit!"

by Jay and Kellie November 16, 2008

Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba

Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!

by Merissa Lingtoe June 15, 2018

tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 05, 2005

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

tuba christmas

A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.

Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??

by BruinKiller3469 April 07, 2009

Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.

Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.

by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023

sassy tuba

sassy tuba can be defined as sucking a shit covered penis whilst reaching around and fisting the asshole of the recipient.

oh my i got so drunk last night and gave a stranger a sassy tuba.

by filthymcnasty August 20, 2012