by xMC- October 02, 2013
A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress October 28, 2015
Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.
Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.
Also known as poo.
Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.
Also known as poo.
by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne August 26, 2008
When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.
When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.
by NigeMass November 06, 2015
by gay boy December 29, 2003
During doggy style sex, a man picks his nose and secretly deposits the booger in the woman's belly button.
by kojokojo June 09, 2010
A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!
by McKinney the Leprechaun March 10, 2005