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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.
"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"
by superwolf December 28, 2020
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Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.
Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.
by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016
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Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.
I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!
by Flying_irish January 24, 2018
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White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.
A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.
by Yamade November 23, 2021
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Stork

To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.
Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight
by Zombie Sunshine April 19, 2018
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Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.
GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.
by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019
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