Sloth

Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."

G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!

by GandB May 17, 2009

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004

sloth

A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.

Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!

by Sloth November 13, 2002

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

Sloth

To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.

Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.

by pizza tits December 9, 2008

Sloth

1.) A goth or greb that flirts a lot or isn't a virgin (under 16)
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut

That girl is such a slut and look at all that black she wears. she must be a sloth

by Donna-Nathalie December 9, 2008

sloth

slow, not fast, sucks.

a sloth moves too slow

by micheal May 13, 2005