Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

by Rosè April 22, 2021

Quiff

A dick fart also known as dickflart

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.

by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018

Quiff

A woman's lady parts

Here in New Brunswick Canada this is considered a "nice" curse word by some people in rural areas. When my Uncle backed over his chainsaw with the farm tractor he might say " Aww ain't that a Quiff!!"

by Woodchucker65 May 12, 2024

Quiff

Similar to queef, a quiff is a fart from the male genitalia.

Omg dude, im gonna fucking quiff so hard!

by Harambe2016! December 21, 2021

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021

Autotuned Quiff

An autotuned quiff is a sound better than Ariana Grande's songs

An example
Twitter

@ArianaGrande i would better listen to an autotuned quiff than your songs

by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 1, 2017

Quiff

A penile flatulence. When an air bubble gets released from the body through the penis. Can be painful and can sometimes expel an odor.

Also known as a dick fart or penis burp. Is the male equivalent to a Queef; a female vaginal flatulence, pussy fart or twat burp.

After a long night of sexual relations, Harry let out a large quiff that smelled something fierce, that it startled and disgusted Molly so bad that she ran out of the house butt ass naked.

by Brittany.Bitch. April 12, 2021