During the act of coitus and nearest the point of ejaculation, the male performs the act of coitus interruptus. Upon removing the penis from the vagina, the male proceeds to seal the vaginal opening, first with a generous application of Super Glue and second with a strip of Duct Tape. When complete, the male ejaculates into his hand, proceeds to rub his semen in the females face and screams at the top of his lungs, "Thats what we call the Doctor Doctor bitch!"
The Doctor Doctor was performed to fully illustrate the depth and breadth of my disgust towards her existence.
by Mr. Vanni May 18, 2011
Get the Doctor Doctormug. it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.
"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"
by Lord Twattington January 13, 2008
Get the Doctormug. Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills
by yeetuscleetuscommitselfdeletus January 15, 2020
Get the Doctormug. A drug dealer with a Ph.D
by Kurt Fan12345678910 March 30, 2020
Get the doctormug. A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.
by Beans-n-Fixins January 1, 2009
Get the Doctor Doctor Jerrymug. An individual who does not know the difference between God and themselves. Namely that God doesn't think he's a doctor. Arrogant, abrupt and often unable to consider opinions which are not their own. A person who is unable to contemplate not knowing the solution to something and is incapable of asking for assistance tending to fall back on cliches to hide their lack of knowledge like "eat less and exercise more" or "bed rest and plenty of fluids". An individual who simultaneously cultivates disdain through arrogant comments then pleads victimhood. Unable to cope with their decisions being challenged.
See: Narcissist.
See: Narcissist.
by Spontaneocus June 6, 2019
Get the Doctormug. by DeanNJ December 15, 2008
Get the Doctormug.