Tebowing

1. To engage in an overt, performative act of religiosity in order to attract praise and cultivate a manufactured persecution complex.

2. To behave in a way that directly contradicts Jesus' words in Matthew 6:5-6 in order to exalt oneself.

That mega church pastor does a lot of tebowing for holier than thou points.

by teasaidh April 6, 2026

Diamant-teorien

"Diamant-teorien" is based on the effect you get from being drunk and coked at the same time. This phenomenon has a chemical name which is "Cocaethylene".

The reason it is called "Diamant-teorien" is because:

At the bottom, you are sober
Up on the right you are coked
Up on the left you are high
Up in the middle you get cokeethylene.

This then forms a diamond shape.

-"Diamant-teorien"

Person 1: "Bro, jeg var så drita igår ass.."
Person 2: "Du skulle ha visst om Diamant-teorien"

by TCrazyy March 11, 2025