elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
Get the Happy Vertical People Transportersmug. When someone has to go to the hospital in college, the transport involves an ambulance coming to pick them up and lots of paperwork to do later with the university.
Sarah: Is Emily okay from last night? Heard she had to get transported after somebody thought she had alcohol poisoning.
Beth: Yeah she’s okay, the ambulance was free but she’ll have a hefty hospital bill.
Beth: Yeah she’s okay, the ambulance was free but she’ll have a hefty hospital bill.
by w418 March 17, 2022
Get the Transportmug. The Star Trek teleportation machine that ‘beams’ people to Planets and ‘Scotty’ beams the people back to the Star Ship.
by Ghetto man November 13, 2021
Get the Transportermug. A Russian company from Spartanburg SC that is known for having old Volvos known as Volvo mafias with poop holes inside the floor. Their best drivers nikolay drives 20 hours a day and changes log books doing reefer from South Carolina to Oregon and back. Legend says he sleeps 3 hours a day and calls trackensure all day. The owner kostya and his wife only paid 35$ in taxes because they make their drivers pay their own 1099 using the company's equipment. Typical Russian company
Kalinka transport a typical Russian company maybe a bit worse or better still a bad company don't work unless you want a bad csa score and not getting paid
by Kalinka transport March 26, 2024
Get the Kalinka transportmug. by Dlisashayn November 2, 2015
Get the Bi transportalmug. A town or city with a harbour or access to navigable water where ships load or unload, specifically one whose gender identity does not conform to the one assigned at construction.
The Transport of Rotterdam, largest seaport in Europe, now identifies as male after years of service.
by zeembopzammlezing December 17, 2022
Get the Transportmug. Someone who is terrified of all modes of transportation. It could be a train a plane a car a bike a boat basically anything that moves a person from point A to point B.
by Gram fish July 2, 2022
Get the Transportation phobiamug.