Rasmus

A person who suffers from severe brain damage

"hello i am Rasmus"
"damn"

by Magnetic_Hitler_420 October 13, 2022

Rasmus

A person who stinks like shit 24/7, is a commie, and likes little children

Person 1: Bro you're just like Rasmus
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nigger

by GorttiWorttiBorttiPortti June 9, 2024

Rasmus

A Rasmus is the perfect guy. He is super cute but can also be really hot. He will always care for you but if the mood is right he can do some really kinky suff in bed. He loves to cuddle and go on romantic dates and also loves to shove his huge dick inside of you. If you have a Rasmus as your boyfriend you really did everything right in your life.

"Wow why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Rasmus an I are officially dating!!"
"Wow you are so lucky"

by Karolina2007 November 22, 2021

Rasmus

Rasmus has big PP

I want to give suckie suckie no homo

I give rasmus sucki sucki

by Joosep on tubli November 21, 2021

Rasmus

Rasmus is the undisputed UNO champion, some refer to him as the GOAT of UNO. His understandning of the game and his masterful tactics truly is something special to witness. The times he isn’t winning he either lets his inferior opponents win just to be nice or someone cheated. He wont necessarily admit to this though since he is such a modest person and he enjoys seeing other people get happy.

-Who is that guy? He just keeps winning and it seems so effortless.
-Oh that’s Rasmus. Thats just how he is.

by Magóo November 29, 2021

Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card

Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month

by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024

Rasmus

Rasmus is the definition of a rat. Small hands, rodent teeth and all.

Ew is that a rat?

No it's just Rasmus

by GNOMEEEE March 2, 2024