Downy red horn jr the 3rd

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him

uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down

by i only date asian girls November 7, 2021

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past

BAssically oyu find out what it means cause idk you gook

Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Hornball takes over the world

Basically hornball eats a rat and fucks it smelvin gets mad shut the fuck smelvin you a beaner and next krispy kreme owner sells the world and then hornball shapes the world into a donut and eats eat beerus go supa mad mode and go beam beam on the weenie beaner shut the fuck up monty.

Ima wat the new moofy called Hornball takes over the world.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 15, 2023