Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:
Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado
"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"
Episode 2 Angel In Disguise
"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"
Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World
None
Episode 3 The Fan
"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"
Episode 4 Death of the Dream
"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"
Episode 5 Road Gig
"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"
Start of "History of tenacious d"
"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado
"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"
Episode 2 Angel In Disguise
"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"
Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World
None
Episode 3 The Fan
"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"
Episode 4 Death of the Dream
"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"
Episode 5 Road Gig
"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"
Start of "History of tenacious d"
"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes
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A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
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