Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.
A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes
A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes
by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021
Get the Tequila Josephmug. 1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.
2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.
2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.
1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?
2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.
2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.
by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011
Get the Tequila Tearsmug. 1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..
5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..
5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
by BasculeW April 20, 2014
Get the tequila rimmingmug. A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.
by truthseeker00 March 28, 2008
Get the tila tequilamug. An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
by QTGyal February 18, 2009
Get the Tila Tequilamug. Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.
Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.
Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.
by Darin/Ryan November 27, 2006
Get the Tequila Mudslidemug. The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.
by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007
Get the tequila sunrisemug.