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pocket takis

Takis that are pulled from a mysterious pocket
"I dont know where Matt gets all those pocket takis from"
by 7532 February 13, 2018
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takis

A rolled up fried tortilla chip that has spicy powder on it. Theres different flavors such as blue heat, red takis, zombie takis, ect. There are a really addictive snack that people eat.
I went to the store today and i saw some takis and i shat myself out of happiness because I just LOVE takis!!!!!!!!
by Skzoutdidyourfavs October 7, 2023
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Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
by Shb99 September 10, 2022
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taky

takable; capable of taking; captivating; or charming; designed to attract notice and pleas; taking; attractive.
He is totally taky
by MuuW March 26, 2017
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Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023
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Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025
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Taky Wayhard

The alter-ego. Someone who enjoys the rape brought on by her friend and has a strange obsession with touching. Taky thinks about things before she does them, and even after considering the consequences, she does them anyway.
"You are touching me too much!" "Don't be a Taky Wayhard."

"I don't want to have sex with you!"
"Too bad!"
"No!"
"Come on! Just be a Taky Wayhard!"

"Why did you throw the soup at the window if you knew what was going to happen?"
"I guess im kinda a Taky Wayhard"
by friendship_ninja January 5, 2013
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