Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009
by Lexinator May 01, 2009
by Fidel Cashflow14 July 13, 2017
Brad: Shit I got school tomorrow.
Steve: Sucks for you.
Brad: So do you bitch.
Steve: Nope, I'm on Swine 09.
Steve: Sucks for you.
Brad: So do you bitch.
Steve: Nope, I'm on Swine 09.
by Young Brickz May 06, 2009
Me: Stop you almost made me stop my spaghett!
Girl: What?
Me: It's a vine you uncultured swine! Thank u, next.
Girl: Is that supposed to be a reference to something?
Me: Then I yeet away! *yeets away*
Girl: What is wrong with her?
Girl: What?
Me: It's a vine you uncultured swine! Thank u, next.
Girl: Is that supposed to be a reference to something?
Me: Then I yeet away! *yeets away*
Girl: What is wrong with her?
by LovelyDisaster December 13, 2018
by nathenmckenzie April 26, 2009
Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
by Justin Duong May 06, 2009