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it smells like sweden

any place that smells particularly bad. root from the smells of gas stations on the swedish-norwegian border.
walking by an unclean, public toilet with the fumes wafting out: "Oh shit! It smells like Sweden."
by mrs. sketch May 18, 2010
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Social democrat (Sweden)

Party that has many jews and lezbo people. They tend to be gay lovers and nigger lovers.
Person #1: - Hey you are probably a perverted jew, in Sweden we have enought trouble. Go back to Israel and suck a camel will you?

Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.

Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!

Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.

Person #1: Swedish people that is!
by Moderat April 7, 2009
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Finland-Sweden rivalry

Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
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my name isn't sweden

Used when a person has no respose to a question or otherwise.
by BobTehMufin November 8, 2010
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Proof that I am the King of Sweden

Du är bög! Självmord är den enda vägen ut!
Du är mycket bög! Kukhuvud!
by Svart Krig January 14, 2005
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Sweden

Though Sweden hasn't locked down a year into the pandemic, death rates are still lower than countries that did lock down. It wouldn't be a good idea to change now. Resisting lockdowns is resisting them even when there is opposition within your own country. If you don't remain standing, you will fall for anything.
Sweden shouldn't take a knee or a bow to pressure from other countries or from opposition within their own because they are neutral. They've been standing against lockdowns for a year now, that's too much effort and work to turn into bullshit and throw away by doing what everybody else is doing based on a little pressure from the opposition that wants you to.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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