any place that smells particularly bad. root from the smells of gas stations on the swedish-norwegian border.
by mrs. sketch May 18, 2010
Get the it smells like sweden mug.Person #1: - Hey you are probably a perverted jew, in Sweden we have enought trouble. Go back to Israel and suck a camel will you?
Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.
Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!
Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.
Person #1: Swedish people that is!
Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.
Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!
Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.
Person #1: Swedish people that is!
by Moderat April 7, 2009
Get the Social democrat (Sweden) mug.Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
Get the Finland-Sweden rivalry mug.by BobTehMufin November 8, 2010
Get the my name isn't sweden mug.Du är mycket bög! Kukhuvud!
by Svart Krig January 14, 2005
Get the Proof that I am the King of Sweden mug.When someone doesn't want to state there option or view on a subject and just tries to change the topic(because of how sweden stayed neutral in world War II)
by Alanbeastlyton February 11, 2023
Get the Sweden mug.Sweden didn't do any worse on protecting it's elderly than any other country that had locked everything down. Nobody in Sweden should've conceded anything to anybody else, or apologized to anybody for anything. True failure is being afraid to try because people gave you death threats or adversity.
Sweden has no good reason to say they failed on anything or anyone to anybody, since you don't hear countries that locked everything and everyone down with many more excess deaths than Sweden saying they also failed their populations or their elderly. Bullshit, the elderly are more at risk every day already of death. While it's as possible to die young as it is to die of old age, it's also true that every year you live is a year closer to death, and nobody lives forever. It has a lot to do with why so many elderly folks got sick from the virus in the first place.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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