by Siev August 1, 2004
An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez April 12, 2011
I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
by Mutchler January 21, 2006
while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004
The sensation of sweaty thighs in bunches of fabric, simulataneously enjoying(?) the feeling of having a swamp located just south of one's ass.
"Dude, I had to leave the MoMA after three hours...I was hungry and I had major swamp ass 'cause I was wearing warm-up pants with boots."
by Myconfidence October 23, 2006
Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
by web December 12, 2002