Sugma

The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.

Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.

The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.

by Not_Lost October 6, 2022

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Sugma-72AV is an airborne, antifungal/parasitical resistant fungus. In later stages, it takes the form of a human being, Derailed Exiled Gay Erratic Non-Enthusiastic Rated Angry Trans-species Extremist, or DEGENERATE. DEGENERATEs are key on spreading Sugma-72AV. They do this by when coming in contact with a unaware victim, use word play in order to mention the word sugma, disguising it as an insult. Symptoms include: Aggressiveness, frequent unfunny jokes, sore throat, and rash. The fungus/parasite then lays eggs, and when hatched, the patient mutates to a DEGENERATE.

Patient: Doctor, do you know the Sugma Virus?
Doctor: No, what's sugma?
Patient: SUGMA BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor then mutates, spreading the fungus/parasite further.

by Not_Lost October 8, 2022

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Sugma, a very severe form of Ligma, is a disease that is transmitted through venting in electrical. Sugma is an acronym, meaning Sussy Using Granulated Manscaping Amongus. This disease can be fatal, and if not treated properly can lead to Will Smith eating a glizzy too sussily. If you think you have the disease Sugma, immediately go to your nearest orthodontist, and have them prescribe you maximum strength melatonin, 2,569 gallons of bleach, 4,203 gallons of ammonia gas, 45 used syringes found on the street by a 7-11, and 67,097 tablets of opium. Once you have gathered these items, proceed to shove them up your rectum, and wait 9.7 seconds for the articles to kick in. Once they have, you have a 67.8% chance of surviving the infamous disease known as Sugma.

My friend died of Sugma last week.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 11, 2022

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