by Anthony Caporale July 14, 2008
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.
Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 25, 2019
When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
by Ingyham August 06, 2008
When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
by Jshapedasshole July 03, 2008
A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.
by Slice January 29, 2003
When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
by Cock Thicket October 07, 2011