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extreme sports punk

A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs
is an asshole
has an IQ lower than 30
participates in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of shit
will do anything if you "triple dare" him to
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1

Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.
by DrIdiot April 23, 2005
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shower shorts

for the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing shower shorts??

Guy 2: Cuz i have a large package
by K_Bomb January 11, 2007
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Bug Sports

Definition of Bug Sports

1. When you actively hunt and exterminate alphabet boys (CIA, FBI, DEA, IRS, ATF).

2. The practice of intentionally pursuing the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) infection through homosexual activity.
1. As the late and great Terry Davis detailed, "On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. God loves bug sports and so do I!"

2. "In Sam Hydes mini-series dubbed Bug Sports, Sam expresses the ways in which an individual can and should pursue the art of bugcatching (or more commonly referred to as bug sports) through the practice of self-love and power."

References:
youtube.com/channel/UC2Vyifkq9akiu8YILlHQ7yA
youtube.com/watch?v=K-W7sT6EMUE
templeos.holyc.xyz/
templeos.org/
by void0 March 5, 2022
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Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
by TonyTVR July 28, 2008
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Sportsfan

A nickname used by working class old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. Typically used in greeting towards a younger person. Though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word 'Sport' Ironically It has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.
Hey ''Sportsfan''!
Hows it going ''Sportsfan''?
by Jonathan L. April 30, 2013
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Narrabeen sports high school

Narrabeen sports high school in the northern beaches is a hot spot for eshays whom haven’t dropped out yet. It has a wide range of teachers including miss jobs and mr Bernard who are quite ‘attractive’ to the eye. #bringbackrusty is one of the most popular hashtags in Narrabeen. The year eights of 2019 think that they are top shit so try to stay away from them. If you live near Narrabeen you will hear at least one ambulance a day. If you want to get bashed (get in a punch up) by some eshays then go to the back oval and play shit music. In conclusion Narrabeen is full of eshays and drugos.
Oh look it’s those eshays from Narrabeen sports high school
by Chuken August 20, 2019
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Sports Geek

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.
by Ilovesports June 8, 2011
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