A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
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Jumpy jumpy shitbag

A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.
That Pokémon is a jumpy jumpy shitbag and will not stay still!
by Merridrake June 21, 2018
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Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc
He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag
by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022
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Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths
"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"
by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021
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Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
by UandA June 9, 2020
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Shitbag

Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.
1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!
by C'sTits August 28, 2008
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shitbag

That bozo is a real shitbag!!
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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