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shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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Shawshank

The act of aligning your shit splash with other ambient sounds in the bathroom.
"It was so awkward. I had to Shawshank because my boss was pissing right next to me and I didn't want him to hear how big my shit was."
by Derps McSquirt September 12, 2012
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The Shawshank

A classic revenge technique in which the offended party hollows-out a space in a hardcover book and then deposits his bowel movement in said book. Upon closing the book, he places in on the bookshelf or desk of the offending party, where it festers undiscovered for weeks until the smell finally subsides.
Your roommate sleeps with your girlfriend while you're on a business trip, you need a non-violent, yet maddening way to re-pay his disloyalty. Hence, the Shawshank.
by Ryan T. June 22, 2004
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Shashani

Another word for a female's glorious arousal zone; more commonly known as the vagina. It's normally used by a woman who is particularly fond of her Shashani and likes to talk about what it did the night before.

In some cases, it is also the perfect name for a kitten.
Listen to my Shashani purr.
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Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.
by Aarani December 14, 2008
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Shawshank round

Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.
by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009
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sashank

sashank is tall,nerdy guy, he likes to ride his bicycle

he loves the drama and drama lovessss him.
he's a simp for taylor and red is his favourite colour
he can write,sing, paint,draw,write,edit and also dance . (this guy is the definition of multitalented)
needles to say he is super productive
be like sashank ,learn some new skill
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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