A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.
Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
by Kalovesyou December 28, 2015
The opposite of Miley Cyrus.
I love Selena Gomez, she is beautiful and is true to herself. Besides, she is rather talented. Kind of like how Miley Cyrus isn't.
by failingsuccess December 19, 2010
One of the most beautiful, talented, amazing girls in the world. She's sweet, a good role model, has a gorgeous voice and a gorgeous, sexy face and body. She's what every girl wants to be and what every guys wants to be with. She's the definition of awesome.
by K.Bot Beatstar July 1, 2011
Dude shit man...that girl is a total selena hoebag, she sucked my dick in the woods yesterday for like two hours...WHILE THE GIRL SCOUTS WERE WATCHING!
by Cooper Mead January 25, 2008
The greatest Disney star ever. She is hot, very talented, and actually knows what she wants to do with her life.
Selena Gomez is going to be so successful!
by Mobster786 June 28, 2011
Jail-bate.
Boy 1: What you think about that Selena Gomez?
Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.
Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.
by NUTONYOU September 27, 2009
another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.
fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?
doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!
doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?
doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!
sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!
doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?
doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!
sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009