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Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.
Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025
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Scruff

Most of the population in Burnley
"Look at the scruffy inbred bastard"
"Must be from Burnley"
by Burnleyvigilante May 21, 2023
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Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.
You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".
by 100% floyd May 28, 2025
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