batch satchel 

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

batch satchel by partsgirl October 26, 2012

jew satchel 

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

jew satchel by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

bollock satchel 

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

bollock satchel by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel 

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

Dirty Satchel by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016

Satchel

Someone who is academic master, and is outgoing, unless it’s public speaking. Satchel will be there for you, but sometimes keeps to himself. He is fun to hang out with, and is a bit weird. He is also a very funny person. If you happen to meet a Satchel, make sure to to befriend him. He will be a very good friend of yours.

Satchel is someone that is awesome. He’s outgoing and funny.

Satchel by AshKitKat1109 November 22, 2019

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

turd satchel by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

Whiskey Satchel 

To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.

Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!

Whiskey Satchel by Sghhh December 14, 2021