Samadrita 

Mine ;)

I so fuckin like you samadrita

Samadrita by Kira725384362764 June 22, 2024

Caitlin Samaritano 

Caitlin Samaritano is a sexy beast. She is probably the besets friends anyone could ask for and along with her awesome butt, she's probably got the coolest cat I've ever seen. The finest girl in all the world and anyone would be lucky to know her

Dude you know that caitlin samaritano chick? she's like the coolest person to walk this earth and her cat is epic!

Caitlin Samaritano by chubbybunnies November 21, 2011

serious samaniac 

someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).

human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.

serious samaniac by zazazzzazaazazaza October 13, 2021

False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

False Samaritan by Owensbus August 31, 2022

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Schrödinger’s Samaritan by walter the waxy May 8, 2023