Valentines day
Valentines day by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
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Valentines Day Massacre
Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
Valentines Day Massacre by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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Malentines Day
The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.
Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?
Malentines Day by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024
pseudo valentines day
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
pseudo valentines day by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day
Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018