A scale used to decribe to one's friends how far one has gone with a person of the opposite sex.
1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex
1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex
Kate: How far on the success scale did you get with Johnny last night?
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.
by Lalalalalala. January 28, 2011
the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.
"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"
by westmann88 January 05, 2007
Children who limit achievement so they can fit in with peers or underachievers. (Thus guaranteeing underachievement for life.)
Children who don't want to be ostracized in school by underachievers develop "success neurosis".
When T.J. went to high school his friends made fun of him for making the honor roll. His tenth grade year he developed success neurosis and his friends still made fun of him.
When T.J. went to high school his friends made fun of him for making the honor roll. His tenth grade year he developed success neurosis and his friends still made fun of him.
by Pěkný ďábel December 31, 2011
When you succeed at something in such a way that it can be described as "Epic". "Epic Failure" is an antonym.
by Haileythemonkey February 03, 2009
Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.
GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!
by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008
by yuba gurl July 13, 2012
No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.
Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023