Snowbaorder

1. One who participates in the sport of snowbaording. (Not to be confused with snowboarding) in which the participant straps his or her buttocks to a cardboard box and slides down a snowy hill.

2. A non-Olympic athlete who prefers the feeling of icy cardboard strapped to their rear to the refreshing and riveting challenge of snowboarding. Most Snowboarders recommend both pants and underpants when attempting to 'baord.

Anna: My friend Josie is the best snowbaorder I've ever met. I wish she would stop trying to go over jumps though.

Josie: This is the best way to tone the muscles in my rump... ever! Anna is a wimp.

by IsTheBest March 18, 2011

Snowboard Dick

After a long day in long johns and cold weather the absolute micro size your balls and dick become. Possible worse or similar to cold water dick but not as awkward cause it can be hidden under lots of gear.

Hey sorry I can’t send you a dick picture I have SNOWBOARD DICK and I don’t wanna you to think I’m tiny.

by Prowzack December 20, 2019

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

by Beall619 April 28, 2016

snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.

Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!

by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011