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snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
by donut sauce February 24, 2019
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snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024
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Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair
I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great
by Dragön January 27, 2020
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Snowboarder emoji

🏂 - means "c00m", founded by 'Grape', can be used in many contexts, even randomly sometimes.
scenario 1:

grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.

scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.
by StinkyHuman December 10, 2021
mugGet the Snowboarder emojimug.

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010
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Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.
I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.
by SloopDoop February 27, 2021
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