Siri

A nice lady until you ask her to do something “Searching the web for ...”

T-Boy says: siri, when did D. L. Menard die?
Siri: “Searching the web for When Did D. L. Menard die”

by J_dawg/jojo July 4, 2018

Siri

A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.

Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."

by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019

Siri

an annoying ass bitch that is not useful

Me: Hey siri 14
Siri: Caliing Emergency Services
Me: bitch wha ?

by siriiiiiii September 20, 2019

Siri

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020