SILF

SECRETARY I'D LIKE TO FUCK

CHRIS: DO YOU HAVE A SECRETARY
CEDRIC: YES, WHY DID YOU ASK?
CHRIS: NO REASON
CEDRIC: BUT SHE IS A HOT SILF

by SILF FUCKER April 19, 2010

silf

Sheep I'd like to fuck

lonely farmer: damn look at that SILF
sheep: baaaaaah

by cnicolek September 15, 2007

silhouette

A shooting game sponsered by the NRA where shooters shoot silhouettes of Chickens, Pigs, Turkeys, and Rams at distances ranging from 40 meters to 500 meters, depending on the game being played. It is a timed event and normally the shooters have a "30 second Ready" and then two minutes to shoot 5 targets. A match consists of shooting two sets of 5 of each animal silhouette for a total of 40 targets. This is a very popular game and involves many different classes of firearms. This game is sometimes called "Silly Wets"

I am going to be shooting in 4 Silhouette matches on Saturday and will not be availiable for much else on Saturday.

by Charlie Strasser October 15, 2004

silf

S.I.L.F - An acronym for sim I'd like to fuck.

"Hey dude check out this sim i just created!"
"Oh yea! She is a real SILF!"

by macassa July 6, 2009

silf

son i'd like to fuck

look at that silf with his parents, wearing the letterman's jacket

by faye stevens April 22, 2006

SILF

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.

Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*

by Kkris October 20, 2008

silf

Stewardess I'd Like to Fuck - take-off from MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck)

The asian airlines have a lot of SILFs...

by barneydude December 29, 2007