Shifter
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy February 05, 2018
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy April 06, 2018
A shifter is a person who suddenly changes the vibe of a conversation or place. The shift can be dimensional on different levels.
Usually shifters are obvious to spot, but sometimes there can be some lowkey shifters.
Usually shifters are obvious to spot, but sometimes there can be some lowkey shifters.
Kash: yo booth is on another level with biology
Jafe: IM SHIFTY I LOVE JCOLE
Everyone: bro ur a shifter
Jafe: IM SHIFTY I LOVE JCOLE
Everyone: bro ur a shifter
by Kash money man March 01, 2023
that girl is a shifter
by chris-peacock April 30, 2021
A shifter is a player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive who continuously presses the shift key without ever letting go of it. As a result, a shifter is always far behind his teammates and not useful in a B rush situation.
by Kyle7000 June 08, 2021
A shifter is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who continuously presses the shift-key and never lets it go. As a result, this player is always slow walking far behind his teammates and is definitely not helpful in any "rush b" strategy.
by Kyle7000 June 08, 2021
"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 07, 2023