crew scheduler

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil

That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Scheduler

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.

That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.

by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004

Scheduled Big One

A pre meditated night of heavy drinking, usually resulting in puking or sickness the next day.

Cody is going to have a scheduled big one this Saturday!

by Guardiansfan6982 August 15, 2023

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

schedulely

On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

I'm on my schedulely diet.

by Mya99 November 6, 2017

scheduke

Is when you masterbate in front of a powerful fan and the cum blows back in your face.

I had a bad day at work so when I get home I am going to scheduke on cam.

by Robert Danielson May 8, 2018